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about The
owner of this site
is a 25 year old living in Toronto, Ontario (transplanted
from Charlottetown, PEI) in pursuit
of grand academic dreams and better restaurants.
FAQ
What
the hell is this?
This
is a website. Some people call it a "blog."
I call it "embarassing minutiae of
my life transcribed on the internet for
everyone to see." While I've been doing
this for a long time, I've never really
subscribed to the accepted definition of
a "blog", wherein I'm apparently
supposed to link to external sites and talk
about their Very Important content. That's
what metafilter
is for, guys.
This
is pretty internal, pretty introspective,
and pretty unimportant. It is, at its most
base, an online journal--minus amazing mindless
posts like, "lol today I went to the
store with Julie and we ran into Mike and
then we drove in Julie's car back to her
house and then we watched TV and we ordered
pizza, omg, it was the best pizza ever.
I fell asleep while watching Sixteen
Candles and then when I woke up it
was morning, I don't know why."
Actually
those are my favourite posts on all the
internet.
Why
Theoretically?
I
used to write in this a lot. At least once
a day--sometimes more. I filtered so much
of my life through the words on this page,
but as with most writing, things were not
always what they seemed and I became pretty
aware of that. I take creative license,
I embellish, and I selectively omit. It
was never about being factual--just about
trying to make the mundane seem interesting
(and communicating with friends who read
this).
Anyway,
a lot of the events and a lot of my characterisation
in here is definitely real and true... in
theory. Theoretically, this is what I believe
and what I see and do. In practice... maybe
not so much.
Also,
this sounds way more Serious Business than
it actually is. Really, I tried to get intheory.org
but it was already taken.*
*It's
for sale now, for $688.00. Whatever, guys.
Who
are you?
Wouldn't
you like to know.
What's
your favourite food?
Soup.
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